Important lesson learned:
Never EVER under ANY circumstances get romanticaly involved with a white dude that is super into native american “art work”. Ya’know…those lacquered sawed off tree log pictures of some native american standing next to howling wolves* with a dream catcher dangling from it. Yea. Those guys. They’re douche bags.
* Note: This does not apply to guys who have funny howling wolves shirts like Charlie in Always Sunny. That’s just funny.





