So Im gonna change the names to protect…well…me….cuz Im really not that sure who reads this.
Anyway, through my usually facebook stalking I have found out that George is getting married.
WHAT
the
FUCK?!?!
This dude was sort of a wierdo nut case and HE has found the love of his life an I haven’t?? Apparently having an awkward/macho/awkward/violent streak is sexy to at least one woman in the world and he has found her. Thats not fucking fair. How is HE going to be married before me? Not that Im the greatest thing since sliced bread but I worked with the guy for a summer and Im pretty sure the only thing more repulsive than his “in-your-face” attitude was the inside of my boots.
Its times like these that make me feel very confused with the universe.





