I just want Mallory’s idea of how carnivores came to be to be recorded somewhere for posterity. Unfortunately, that place is my blog—but so be it.
Ya know that feeling when something is sooo ridiculously cute you wanna squeeze the life out of it. I think somebody was holding a bunny one day and was like,
“This is so fucking cuuuute”
and just slowly started opening their mouth and then took a huge bite of bunny and found it wasn’t so bad.
The End.
again-this is Mallory’s idea, not mine, but I fully endorse this idea.
