Well friends, its 8:57am on June 15th and in 11 days I will be 25.
Less then 2 weeks till the big ol’ QUATER CENTURY.
What will I be doin to celebrate you wonder? That is still open to debate since I should be saving money and not spending it on lavish drinking binges for me and my friends. ALTHOUGH, turning 25 is sorta kinda not really a big thing.
THINGS I HAVE LEARNED IN MY 25 YEARS OF LIFE:
If you have a cup of coffee make sure you are near a bathroom 20 minutes later
Nice is different then Good (thank you Stephen Sondheim)
Never trust men who own lacquered wood Indian paintings with howling wolves
Sometimes you just HAVE to spend 450 dollars on a meal.
SOMETIMES drinking too much is fun. None of my favorite stories start off with, “Oh Man!this one night I was really sober…”
See! LOOK at all I’ve learned in a few short MEASLEY 25 years.
Imagine what I’ll know by 5
