I am so sick of firkin training for my firkin job. I just wanna start waiting on some firkin customers so I can make some firkin cash and I won’t be so firkin broke anymore. I thinking I’m going to get pretty firkin sick of the firkin name of this firkin pub pretty firkin soon. Time to go get my firkin laundry. By the way, we open this coming Monday so come in and leave me a really firkin good tip.
