Reasons why Eric Northman (Alexander Skarsgard) should marry me:
1) He’s Swedish. I’m Irish. We both don’t fare well in the sun so we both understand what that’s like.
2) His favorite actor is Gary Oldman. I love Gary Oldman.
3) He’s 6’4”. I’m 5’6”. Our children will be perfectly proportioned.
4) He’s played a suicidal tranny in the film Kill Your Darlings. Obviously he has a sensitive emotional side that I could nuture for him.
