On the Rocky Road to Dublin

Anne Sears: Last in your Programs--First in your Hearts.

So, I know we talked about this in the dressing room at some point.
Panda Club.
Pandas you say? Club you say? I like both those things Anne, but how and where and why could both those words be used together?!
Panda Club is a very special club for those individuals who, like the magestic Giant Panda, tend to only have sexual intercourse once a year.
So if you’re ever feeling down about yourself for not being able to get your horizontal limbo on….your beast with two backs…taking the skin boat to tuna town….or  the two-person push-up. FEAR NOT! There is a club for you:
PANDA CLUB

So, I know we talked about this in the dressing room at some point.

Panda Club.

Pandas you say? Club you say? I like both those things Anne, but how and where and why could both those words be used together?!

Panda Club is a very special club for those individuals who, like the magestic Giant Panda, tend to only have sexual intercourse once a year.

So if you’re ever feeling down about yourself for not being able to get your horizontal limbo on….your beast with two backs…taking the skin boat to tuna town….orĀ  the two-person push-up. FEAR NOT! There is a club for you:

PANDA CLUB

1 year ago